January 2012
kevinless:
africans:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
shouldn’t all your sentences start with “nigga”
December 2011
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
“It was totally satirical, making fun of ourselves. I’m thought of as this pissy,...”
– Kurt Cobain on the song ‘I Hate Myself And I Want To Die’, 1994 (via beenason)
“It’s amazing how every time you open your mouth, you prove you’re an idiot.”
– Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet
me: the internet honey he reblogged my picture and that's when i knew he was dtf
